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marmarisntgnargnar:

Playing final fantasy last night made me wish I could use a summon to eradicate the worst boss of them all: my uterus.

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Operation Earnest Voice

priceofliberty:

Operation Earnest Voice is a planned astroturfing campaign by the US government. The aim of the initiative is to use sockpuppets to spread pro-American propaganda on social networking sites based outside of the US.[1][2][3][4] According to the United…

You are not following real people on Tumblr. You are most likely following corporate Sockpuppets. Especially if they use weheartit.

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we’ll always love you, but that’s not the point

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Lovely, like a forgotten Renaissance lyric.

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and he cries all night

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it’s hard for me to spend money on shit like that because a) i will always think i am poor and about to be kicked out on the street and b) in my mind is a 10,000 man-hour pinterest project that i think will take two days like why the fuck would i buy pillows when i can make my own out of burlap, dye, and bird feathers from my parrot sanctuary, oh yeah fyi i have to build a parrot sanctuary out of driftwood and string.

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Autopsy Report Shows Police Officer Lied About Suspect Committing Suicide by Shooting Self in Back While Handcuffed

haaaaahahhhaaaaaaaanahahahaaaaa.
Why even bother to lie? Just say “we killed him, we can kill anyone, we have the power to kill.”

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special shout out to all my fake tumblr account followers that have profile pics of “hot girls” (american for thin, young, and white) and robot generated names like flowerdd3xj99ax3, and are really some old guy in a basement working some modern day version of amway real hard, dreaming of sipping a frozen margarita on a beach somewhere, anywhere.

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I recorded the world’s first and only goth powerpop song. There is probably a good reason for this. Don’t drink and drive. Stay in school.

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